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You may wait three days to kiss your bride?

Published 12:01am Tuesday, March 13, 2012

Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today in the presence of these legislative witnesses to bring Mississippi’s marital laws into the modern times.

In this holy state, our citizens find it silly to have to wait three days before tying the knot. This regulation seems to serve little purpose beyond, perhaps, an inconvenience for the betrothed from out-of-town.

When our state’s laws interrupt the flow of an otherwise costly destination wedding — perhaps to Natchez bed and breakfasts — Mississippi almost certainly betrays our “Hospitality State” roots.

Furthermore, as these capital witnesses can attest, sticking needles into the arms of these two lovebirds for the sake of an antiquated law is simply a silly practice of a bygone era.

As legislators consider SB 2851, authored by Sen. Melanie Sojourner, D-Natchez, we hope they’ll realize that some laws are in need of a little updating from time to time.

While they’re at it, we wish lawmakers would consider increasing the minimum age for marriage. At the moment, with parental permission, males who are 17 or older and females who are 15 or old can legally be wed.

Call us old-fashioned, but this is not the 1850s. Few, if any teenagers are emotionally mature enough to be wed.

But we digress. Nixing the waiting period and blood test requirements is a good place to start.

If any person here can show just cause for why Mississippi’s antiquated laws regarding marriage license waiting periods and archaic blood test requirements should stand, let him speak now or forever hold his peace.

  • http://www.natchezdemocrat.com khakirat

    I feel that this is a unethical and ungodly thing for Ms. to do but Natchez wants to make a dollar no matter what!! I feel this will bite these folks in the butt when all these gays come in out of the wood work to get married and if they can’t they will march in every town in Ms.!!! Also, the establishment of the instutions as that of Nellies’ and other bardellos these hesterical blue hairs will definately need the smelling sauce as that of holy water!!! But you know this would make the true history of Natchez if Natchez wants to write true history and also Nellies’ house ought to be made  to be put on the national register of histerical buildings of Natchez!! I bet it would get more tourist there than any other house in Adams county!! ND you need to get a write up as that in the 80s’ that the Times Picayne(NOLA) wrote up about Nellies and Natchez what history is sweep under the rug!!!!

  • Anonymous

    50% end in divorce anyway.    They’ll be back in less than a year having their 2nd “perfect wedding” again, spending twice the money.

  • https://plus.google.com/101785462960818953428/posts Wilson Phillips

    Hmmm. I can see the little drive through wedding chapels now. Just like Las Vegas. Please swipe your credit card and pull up to the next window.

  • https://plus.google.com/101785462960818953428/posts Wilson Phillips

     For an extra $5, Junior will come out and apply one of our new bumper stickers and write something you will never forget on your rear window.

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