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‘Dominogate’ has many possibilities

After reading of Alderwoman Joyce Arceneaux-Mathis’ concern in Wednesday’s Democrat, over the recent controversy involving the local Domino’s Pizza delivery refusal scandal, “Dominogate,” I have a theory. Several actually.

No. 1: Governor Chris Christie, of New Jersey, owns the local Domino’s Pizza in Natchez, and one of his lieutenants, fearing people living “past the 900 block of Union Street” in Natchez, will not vote for Gov. Christie should he decide to run for president in 2016 decided to punish these people in advance.

No. 2: Pizza Dough used in Domino’s Pizza will not properly “rise” if it finds its way “past the 900 block on Union Street.” The farther north you go, everyone knows, the colder things get, and I must remind our citizenry we’ve had a most severe winter this year.

No. 3: Domino’s Pizza delivery drivers can’t count past the number 900.

 

Keith Benoist

Natchez

 

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