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Man complains to police about not getting crack
Published Thursday, September 18, 2008
FERRIDAY — When a drug transaction didn’t go the way a buyer wanted, he did the right thing — he told the police.
An unidentified complainant told police that he had gone to the 700 block of Fifth Street to buy some crack, but after he gave the seller $20, the seller did not give him the drugs, Assistant Police Chief Johnny Evans said.
“They gave their $20, but they didn’t get any crack,” Evans said.
The complaint was originally logged as a robbery, but is now considered a simple theft, Evans said.
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Posted by momof4 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 12:03 a.m. (Suggest removal)
AWWWwwwww..... LOL!!!!
Posted by GodsChild (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 12:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)
America's Dumbest Criminals/Crack Heads
You got to be kiddin me?
Posted by JAYMALU (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 1:17 a.m. (Suggest removal)
omg... rotflmfao... how dumb can one be
Posted by southernlady1776 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:26 a.m. (Suggest removal)
unreal... I can't believe that anyone would be so stupid as to go to the police for something like this... they should have found the ones selling and arrested them and the idiot buying should be arrested for trying to buy it...
Aint this somethin... criminals stealing from each other ... LOL
Posted by Teach4Peace (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 4:29 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Okay, this is a new high low! Either crack is a helluva drug or I'm in the wrong business or both! How does one proceed to find a policeman then make a complaint that the crack they paid for, they did NOT get!? I tried not to laugh at this one, but I just could not help it. Thanks for reporting this Vershal.
Posted by kpage (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 6:08 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Thanks for today's knee-slapper, Vershal! Surely $20 was hard to come by, considering crackheads are always begging for a dollar, or pulling the "buy me a box of chicken" routine.
Posted by redusmfan (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 6:19 a.m. (Suggest removal)
In the famous words of Forrest Gump" STUPID IS AS STUPID DOES".....rotflmbo....lol all day long...DUMMY
Posted by pbnj (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 7:34 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Is this for real?
Posted by sunkitty (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 7:48 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Yep, friends and relations, this one takes the cake. Just picture this scene in your mind - "Gimme my crack or I gonna tell on yu!" Wa-wa-wa - - - -
PITIFUL!!
Posted by BeautifullyDefined (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 7:54 a.m. (Suggest removal)
lololololololol, Oh my Goodness this is so funny!!!!
Posted by HappyAppy (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 7:58 a.m. (Suggest removal)
A few years back, there was a bright couple that was staying at the "Printis Inn" and they complained to the manager that a maid had stollen from their room. Manager said that was not posible she had worked for them for years and was a loyal employee. The 'guest' said fine he would call the police and report the theif. He did so and when the police arived and asked what had been stollen, he replied my marijuana.
This one made it to Paul Harvey's Stuppit Crooks segment. lol
Posted by alphamale (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)
You must have clean hands.
Posted by freedom42 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:18 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Saw this same thing on a "Cop" show. It happened in Ft. Worth, TX. Woman gave another woman $20 to buy crack, but the woman gave her a chunk of plaster, so she called the police.
Posted by MSviaTN (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:21 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Just curious if they arrested the guy who tried to buy the crack - that is hillarious!!!!
Posted by ucantfixstupid (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:30 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Like I say, You can't fix stupid!!!!!!!
Posted by sayitloud (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:47 a.m. (Suggest removal)
prob not MSviaTN!
Posted by 3on23 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:51 a.m. (Suggest removal)
My mom had jury duty for a case that sounded really similiar to this one. The defendant even showed up for court with drugs. STUPID STUPID STUPID
Posted by skippydammit (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:55 a.m. (Suggest removal)
This one "cracked" me up.
TOO funny !
Should have saved this for April Fool's Day.
:)
Posted by rattlesnake (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 9:16 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Wow! What is the world coming to? If you can not trust a crack dealer who can you trust?:)
Posted by destiny (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:03 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Awesomely funnnnnyyy and STUPIDLY rofl funnnny. Thanks Vershal for the laugh of the day.
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:16 a.m. (Suggest removal)
omg i can't believe they even printed this ridiculous crap in the paper. seriously democrat can't we think of something more intelligent to write about. thank god i've moved out of this area. people please this is not even remotely funny.
Posted by notfromnatchez (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:49 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Whoever took Yeahuhuh's $20...please give it back to him.
Posted by silly_willy_24_7 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:59 a.m. (Suggest removal)
is there any way possible for the nd to include a photo of this citizen carrying his sign??
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 11:03 a.m. (Suggest removal)
is it possible for the democrat to print a real story instead of this b.s. is this the biggest news you can get. come on.
Posted by happybunny (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 11:21 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Good one notfrom! Should we take donations? LOL
Posted by obamayamama (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 12:07 p.m. (Suggest removal)
hahah! That was great, notfrom
He probably looks like Dave Chappell, all itchin and scratchin with white lips!
Posted by hardtimes (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:20 p.m. (Suggest removal)
wheres a narc when you need one lol
Posted by humorme (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Oh don't be so sour, bushycooter
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:42 p.m. (Suggest removal)
sorry i didn't mean to be sour i think it is kinda funny just not the kind of thing i look in a newspaper to read. lol i mean look at my screen name i do have a sense of humor.
Posted by notfromnatchez (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:52 p.m. (Suggest removal)
I didn't noticed the name.
It is AWESOME!!!
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 2:54 p.m. (Suggest removal)
thanks
Posted by girlscout (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 3:18 p.m. (Suggest removal)
http://www.knifecenter.com/knifecenter/d...
Posted by MSviaTN (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 3:24 p.m. (Suggest removal)
notfromnatchez, being sarcastic maybe??? lol
Posted by andy (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 3:48 p.m. (Suggest removal)
sounds like something that only would happen in natchez or fayette
Posted by notfromnatchez (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 3:55 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Absolutely not...That's probably the best name i have seen on here...and there are some good ones.
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 4:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)
welp guys bushycoot is off work and outa here. see you guys tommorrow!
Posted by dragonflyday (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 7:53 p.m. (Suggest removal)
this is crazy,i mean come on now,you poor,poor man-did you really think you would get your crack, by the way why would you want someone else's crack, or did you lose yours and they were saling it back to you lol. stupit people..
Posted by ucantfixstupid (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:28 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Bushcooter, this dose happen everywhere. Natchez is a good place to be, compared to others. They put this small crap in because they don't have any big CRAP.
Posted by ucantfixstupid (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 8:34 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Excuse me.
What is lol, lots of love, lots of luck? Why is it used so often when where it is in the sentence makes no common sense. lol, lol, lol, WHATEVER.....................................
Posted by freedom42 (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 9:08 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Laugh Out Loud - LOL
Posted by Razzmatazz (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:03 p.m. (Suggest removal)
Kpage, $20 is not hard to come by for them. These *&*&*#* break in your car or house, steal what you have worked hard for, then sell it at the local pawn shops. They need to arrest him for trying to buy dope!
Posted by presby (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 10:51 p.m. (Suggest removal)
The complaint was originally logged as a robbery, but is now considered a simple theft, Evans said.
Is that the truth or is this Futureworld???
Posted by sammohon (anonymous) on September 18, 2008 at 11:33 p.m. (Suggest removal)
You can't make this kind of humor up! This is priceless!
Posted by EnKiKur (anonymous) on September 19, 2008 at 12:01 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Economists say the only good thing about crack is that it drove the cost of oral pleasure down to $2.00. There must be something else good about it, I've noticed that many crack users are not obese and are highly motivated within their economic niche. And it did help fund the exportation of democracy to Nicaragua and help arm Iran against our enemy Iraq. How about a little support for those who in however small a way keep our way of life going?
Posted by obamayamama (anonymous) on September 19, 2008 at 5:52 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Unbelievable!!!ENKIKUR!! You cant be serious, and how would you know about that oral pleasure! Sure the crack users are not obese, perhaps that could be due to HIV contributed to them from a crack out night. Ever think about what smoking that stuff does to your body?
But I have to hand it to you, I would have never thought of such positive support for crack cocaine!
Posted by sunkitty (anonymous) on September 19, 2008 at 9:59 a.m. (Suggest removal)
Very Interesting - have you all noticed that when sammohon is blogging EnKi is not far behind?
Posted by Sullivan (Paige Sullivan) on September 21, 2008 at 1:56 p.m. (Suggest removal)
lol...... WAS THE SELLER REBECCA BRITT"S BROTHER?
Posted by bushycooter (anonymous) on September 21, 2008 at 6:02 p.m. (Suggest removal)
ha ha thats funny but he's still in jail it was probaly their cousin jeremiah martin
Posted by Sullivan (Paige Sullivan) on October 9, 2008 at 12:57 a.m. (Suggest removal)
LOL So, maybe he just took over BILLY BRITT"S buisness?
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