Comments by PetticoatMaffia
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Posted on September 1 at 11:40 a.m.
Wow! That money must really be burning a hole in your pocket. Run on down to the convenience store and buy a deck of cards. Get a few friends over and play some poker.
If you are really desperate, you could get some sidewalk chalk from one of the neighborhood kids and draw up a craps table on the porch.
That should give you a quick fix.
Posted on August 3 at 12:12 p.m.
Let's close it before it opens and make a biscuit store out of it.
Posted on August 2 at 8:34 a.m.
These lovely children need the best educations they can get. Let's make the school year an actual year. Why not add another day. Make it a six day week. They are young and only need one day of rest. They can have Sunday off.
Posted on July 31 at 10:17 p.m.
John Rivera's traveling road show. Just check out this biofuel oil. This stuff will power your home and your car. It will cook your dinner and it makes a great salad dressing. It cures diaper rash, keeps your linoleum floor shiny, prevents tooth decay, and makes your laundry whiter and brighter.
Posted on July 31 at 9:17 p.m.
Oh! Wait!
Ferriday has some money left? This changes things.
Wouldn't you all really rather spend it touring our fine old houses, or eating at our fine restaurants, or filling up your car at our fine gas stations?
Don't buy crack. Buy something in Natchez.
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Posted on September 1 at 5:52 p.m.
Sure looks like 70 mph winds out there right now. I am amazed that I have power. Looks like all that tree trimming helped.
On Isle closes due to Gustav, no date set to reopen